found on this reddit thread - couldnt find the original source tho

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natasaromanoff:

say something im giving up on school

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burgerkid:

when people say bad things about your best friendimage

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vinegod:

The crosswalk countdown can’t beat the Thot walk by Anwar Jibawi

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ethanwearsprada:

they need to teach this moment in schools

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marxisforbros:

"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. 

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koolaidicecubes:

goldenclitoris:

watch out i m a professional flirter *winks with both eyes*

image

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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

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heterophilia:

fearlesskesha:

'I used to dress a lot in black and now I've let color into my life, its very metaphorical'

She looks so good

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cyberho:

scandalous 

cyberho:

scandalous 

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myselfisme:

Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]

How about a round of applause.

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